My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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