what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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