we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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