Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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