Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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