4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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