Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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