dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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