So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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