3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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