I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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