Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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