Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Randomize
