maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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