Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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