erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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