Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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