we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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