We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
COCAINE IS GR8
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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