If i come over, it means nothing
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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