You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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