we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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