either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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