New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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