well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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