SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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