But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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