he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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