We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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