he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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