I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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