what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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