i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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