That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Is it penis luge time yet?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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