Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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