I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
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I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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