I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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