in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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