omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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