dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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