I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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