Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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