is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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