How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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