Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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