after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Randomize