We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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