went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize