The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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