Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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