You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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