we're blogging at a bar
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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