just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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