Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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