Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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