Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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