Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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