There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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