didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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